So I’m on canal street and this flirty girl asked me if I’m gay. I said no. And it’s like after an number of questions she didn’t believe I was straight (I even tried to kiss her) and not only did she continue to think I was ‘in denial’ but when trying to flirt with her she told the bouncer I was trying to push her too much... I dunno dude. I feel she reminds me of that girl in Worksop who said my daughter’s mum “looked like a duck” who just want to kick off? I dunno. My question to find #positivepeople continues...

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